Text | Blaine
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Kurt: This makes me very happy.
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Blaine: Me too. I need you.
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Kurt: Need me or my dick?
Text | Blaine
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Kurt: I love you too, you weirdo. Please come home to me.
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Blaine: Coming now.
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Kurt: This makes me very happy.
Text | Blaine
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Blaine: Love ya.
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Kurt: I love you too, you weirdo. Please come home to me.
Text | Blaine
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Kurt: That was cheesy.
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Blaine: But you loved it.
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Kurt: You know me so well.
Text | Blaine
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Kurt: Shut up, I can dream.
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Blaine: You'll always be my teenage dream.
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Kurt: That was cheesy.
Text | Blaine
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Blaine: It's Kurt that you think that you'll be young forever.
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Kurt: Shut up, I can dream.
Text | Blaine
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Kurt: Shhhh. No, I'm forever young.
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Blaine: That's so cute.
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Kurt: Now I'm confused.
Text | Rachel
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Rachel: I'm not being horrible, Kurt. I'm making the choice to stay away from someone who clearly hates me.
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Kurt: I'm done talking about this. Text me when you can move on and stop being dramatic.
Text | Blaine
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Kurt: Please, I'll never be old.
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Blaine: Babe, I hate to break it to you, but you will.
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Kurt: Shhhh. No, I'm forever young.
Text | Rachel
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Rachel: You know, if someone I was seeing was horrible to you, I'd understand if it upset you.
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Kurt: Stop with the victim role. I'm not giving in. You're both being awful so just stop.
